Author Topic: I got saved today (Read 954 times)

Sandvich · August 28, 2011, 02:22:56 PM

at church
heres how stuff went down
there were like 5 people touching me and my youth leader made me recite the sinners prayer while music was being played at top volume. people were dancing and passing out and stuff and everone had to explain to me what the forget was happening. then the guy that gives me rides to church explained how everything will be different now and i get to start over

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Vegetarian Zombie · August 28, 2011, 02:24:17 PM

Kochieboy · August 28, 2011, 02:24:31 PM

Sounds like some stuff went down.

Kira100000 · August 28, 2011, 02:26:13 PM

oh god lol

Aces · August 28, 2011, 02:26:41 PM

U got molestrd

Sandvich · August 28, 2011, 02:27:48 PM

Quote from: Aces on August 28, 2011, 02:26:41 PM

U got molestrd

thats catholic, silly
im in some full gospel church thing so uh
my church = rob zombie concert

yep

dkamm65 · August 28, 2011, 02:28:00 PM

Sounds like a cult ritual.

Oh wait, it's church, so it is.

Kingdaro · August 28, 2011, 02:28:11 PM

um

okay

Riot · August 28, 2011, 02:39:51 PM

You are one of them now

Vegetarian Zombie · August 28, 2011, 02:43:30 PM

Quote from: Sandvich on August 28, 2011, 02:22:56 PM

at church
heres how stuff went down
there were like 5 people touching me and my youth leader made me recite the sinners prayer while music was being played at top volume. people were dancing and passing out and stuff and everone had to explain to me what the forget was happening. then the guy that gives me rides to church explained how everything will be different now and i get to start over

were they girls

Faoeoa · August 28, 2011, 02:46:25 PM

Congratulations, you just got gangmolested - CHRISTIAN STYLE.

TeslaCoil · August 28, 2011, 02:47:26 PM

Wow, even my conversion wasn't that weird.

Sandvich · August 28, 2011, 02:49:33 PM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on August 28, 2011, 02:43:30 PM

were they girls

some yes

Faoeoa · August 28, 2011, 02:50:07 PM

Quote from: Sandvich on August 28, 2011, 02:49:33 PM

some yes

forget my other post, you just got laid kid.

TeslaCoil · August 28, 2011, 02:51:06 PM

Quote from: Faoeoa on August 28, 2011, 02:50:07 PM

forget my other post, you just got laid kid.

CHRISTIAN STYLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw
CHRISTIAN SIDE HUGS EVERYONE