For a Klondike bar? I would go find Chuck Norris, make him a chocolate cake that said "blue dolphins are cool" on it, and then go boat to the center of the atlantic ocean with my acoustic guitar and play "house of the rising sun" by the animals while I'm completely naked and a shark is trying to bite my richard, because he told me he wants his door to swing a different way, if you know what I mean.
on a side note,
deep-fried pierced ears coated in blue cheese
Those are actually pretty good.
