Compact all this stuff into a thin wide cardboard box, poke some holes in the back for airflow, get some hinges (just pull them off whatever you can find), hinge the main cardboard box to another empty one, with a nice big hole on one side. Place a monitor inside, close it up, plug the stuff in and you have a cardboard laptop!. Oh yeah, and stick a bunch of 9v batteries for power in it.
Dangit forgot, tape a keyboard on top of the main box too.