The person below me is a gutless pig. A lousy excuse for a moron. They're so stupid that their brain shriveled up and they vomited it out. They have nostrils the size of Canada. They stink of pomegranate juice and eggnog, due to a rare intestinal disease. They got harpooned in a lake because their own mother mistook them for a whale. Their heart is that of an anchovy, and their spleen is from an octopus. They play no instrument but the sackbut. (If you doubt me, look it up.) Their face could launch a thousand ships, granted that the ships were attempting to escape of their own accord. They are so fat that they must be fed by forklift.
They are silly.
