Yea something that'll scare the stuff out of the faculty and the student body.
Print goatse
wat.isn't vine a very common or generic word?
Instead of ponies, print a lot of trollfaces.It's not research, and a little wittier.
You may need to download the drivers for the printers.
Trollestia faces.
Type in random symbols from different fonts, a lot of pages, and print them all till the printer runs out of ink, they'll think they are alien messages to them.
Better idea, make it print pages in solid black.Ink be gone in minutes.
Slam some names from students you know in too, who knows what the teachers will think.