Author Topic: Choose the below user's death  (Read 2794 times)

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Death by Chuck Norris

No

Death by The Spawn Camp Express

No

Death by The Spawn Camp Express


Hmmmmm Nah



Totally original here


Death by gun

Skinned and the body put into the grinder and the bones burnt to dust. The meat is going to be saved for making cupcakes and cakes.

ow stuff.

taking a belly-slide down a cheese grater shirtless into a pool of pure rubbing alcohol.

Sitting inside a translucent upside down coffin fixed vertically with only enough room to move your fingers. The pressure inside is slowly decreasing. Your eyes slowly pop out of your skull and your blood and saliva begin to boil as blood shoots out of your ears. With the supplement of your testicles expanding until they tear themselves and explode. Your body finally erupts into a red mist just to displace the increasing vacuum.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2011, 12:12:56 AM by Riot »

:c

you die a natural and honorable death

Sitting inside a translucent upside down coffin fixed vertically with only enough room to move your fingers. The pressure inside is slowly decreasing. Your eyes slowly pop out of your skull and your blood and saliva begin to boil as blood shoots out of your ears. With the supplement of your testicles expanding until they tear themselves and explode. with squideey inside too


I went down to a sushi bar today.
I ate a squid, there are no more left.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH* ····––––––•

The tense muscle surprisingly turned milky, it was delicious.


You didn't save any for me?


I am immune.
Squideey calamari

sounds scrumptious
They served two sashimi slices on a cucumber.

You didn't save any for me?
LOL NO

Mushroom poisoning.
Damn it, that's not bad actually. I'll curl up under a tree and die.

Conscious embalming.

Ohmy :o

Tomorrow at 6:00 am you will awake and take the pillow case off your bed and stuff it in your shirt. Then ask to purchase firearms at your local guns dealer. You will ask for a weapon you have a supply of bullets for, at least 40 (Loose or other wise). Kill the dealer and all the store patrons after discreetly loading the weapon. You will then board a bus, any that runs constantly for 4 hours, at 12:53 pm two days later. Two hours into the bus ride, you will reveal your weapon and take the bus driver hostage - Instruct him to continually drive. Direct all the passangers to the back of the bus after confiscating their purses, wallets, and phones with the pillow case you brought earlier. Kill the driver and take the wheel. Drive the bus into a nearby lake, pond, or ocean. Escape before drowning, pillow case and gun handy. Swim to shore and find your way to New York, New York. Four years from now, using the money from the wallets and purses, and from the money you pawned off the phones, purchase a used car and slam into a local police car. Drive away, quickly as possible, collecting as many police cars that you can who will follow you. After three hours of your high speed chase, give up. Go to jail for 2 - 5 years. After serving your time, go clean, become a minister and begin preaching. Have your congregation benefit rundown neighborhoods in New York. Live a happy life until turning 96 and then die of a heart attack in your sleep on this date after so many years.