Choose the below user's death

[Mushroom man]

tl;dr you die in a boring way

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[Toafruity]

Ohmy :o

Tomorrow at 6:00 am you will awake and take the pillow case off your bed and stuff it in your shirt. Then ask to purchase firearms at your local guns dealer. You will ask for a weapon you have a supply of bullets for, at least 40 (Loose or other wise). Kill the dealer and all the store patrons after discreetly loading the weapon. You will then board a bus, any that runs constantly for 4 hours, at 12:53 pm two days later. Two hours into the bus ride, you will reveal your weapon and take the bus driver hostage - Instruct him to continually drive. Direct all the passangers to the back of the bus after confiscating their purses, wallets, and phones with the pillow case you brought earlier. Kill the driver and take the wheel. Drive the bus into a nearby lake, pond, or ocean. Escape before drowning, pillow case and gun handy. Swim to shore and find your way to New York, New York. Four years from now, using the money from the wallets and purses, and from the money you pawned off the phones, purchase a used car and slam into a local police car. Drive away, quickly as possible, collecting as many police cars that you can who will follow you. After three hours of your high speed chase, give up. Go to jail for 2 - 5 years. After serving your time, go clean, become a minister and begin preaching. Have your congregation benefit rundown neighborhoods in New York. Live a happy life until turning 96 and then die of a heart attack in your sleep on this date after so many years.

Sounds like a death note.

[Chrono]

New York is a far trip, and I'm not sure if there's a local guns dealer.

Looks like Mushroom man just posted for the sake of posting in this topic.


As for the user below...
You will eat your cereal and then die of poison.

[Mushroom man]

Nup. That's not why.
You stab yourself. Because you have a knife and nothing better to do.

[Toafruity]

New York is a far trip, and I'm not sure if there's a local guns dealer.

Looks like Mushroom man just posted for the sake of posting in this topic.


As for the user below...
You will eat your cereal and then die of poison.

You being smashed into a red, greasy stain by a very large falling rock.

[Maze24]

you choke to death on a piece of mango while watching an endless loop of nyan cat.

[*Magick* Mage]

I'll try again. :c

You are disemboweled as your skin is shredded by knifes and your face is gnawed by rabid wolves. Your suffering, however, is prolonged as your tormentors perform their actions slowly and keep you alive just long enough to let you stare into their dark, apathetic eyes as all that you knew and Loved is burned and destroyed around you, collapsing about your body while you can do nothing about it. 

[Toafruity]

you choke to death on a piece of mango while watching an endless loop of nyan cat.

Having an elephant dance the madcap dance of joy upon your head.

[Conan]

You decide to join the rest of the posters in hell and duly kill yourself by suffocation.

How you do so is not a concern of mine.

[Toafruity]

You decide to join the rest of the posters in hell and duly kill yourself by suffocation.

How you do so is not a concern of mine.

Getting smashed by a pan, then by a hammer. by having amnesia, you don't have a clue how to fight, leading you vulnerable to attacks. then to finish off, decapitate your head with a chainsaw and throwing you off the sea to sleep with the fishes.

[Riot]

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Three_ducks_in_the_tub.jpg

[FrozenCitruS]

You're forgeted

[Riot]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[Conan]

You're forgeted

maximum fuk lol

that needs to be a wepun

[RedGajin]

Death by gay furry rape


o babee