Author Topic: ymdtw3 (final boss): This is a super long title just to crave attention!!!!!  (Read 16950 times)

two more attack posts and i ++++may++++ update it now

but chances are i'll only update early morning moscow time

Yu live in russia?


Have medic heal me while I spray the wall with a Shortstop.

Summon a dragon to mount.

Give the wall a bomb disguised as a cookie

Throw a stone football at it.


Create a ray that turns the wall into glass, before smashing it repeatedly with a sledgehammer.

Use the power of dark matter to start breaking down the atoms of the wall very slowly.

carolcat[3]You make a papercraft knife and slash at the wall.
Bobsevens[3]You are healed by a medic and fire off a clip into the wall.
Xkill[3]fail
Sario[2]You throw a normal cookie at the wall.
Nappy[3]You throw a stone football at the wall, but it cracks in two when it hits.
WingZero[5]You get the medic on your side, then you shoot the wall for 24 seconds.Your poison starts to go away.
Comatose[3]You cast magic and turn a large portion of the wall into ice, then you get a sledgehammer and bash the ice to fuck.
Legodude[6]oc[6]OC[6]Because there's WAY too much energy inside you for you to handle, you explode messily and coat everything near you (mainly the wall) in blood and meat.

Killall[1]ohno[1]You cast a small explosion onto your face.
Swag[5]success

wall
hp 40.14%
status: decently cracked, slightly iced

enemy summons

ghast
hp 100.00%

ally summons

medic
hp 100.00%
uber 19.95%

creeper army
quantity 14

dragon
hp 100.00%

rage
nobody

known enemies
Ike
LordTony
Killall
Swag

dead
LordTony[4]
Legodude[6]

Go all Killing Floor on the wall and shoot it with 40 grenade launcher rounds.

Order hydra to lunge at the ghast and commence rape.

Send a fleet of Smart Cars with missiles strapped to them at the wall.

Get a high-power laser pointer and start burning the wall with it.

Summon the three headed dragon (blaze, czara, and abyss)