Poll

How many of you are in love?

yea I'm crushing on opposite gender
38 (56.7%)
idgaf about ppl
11 (16.4%)
confused
3 (4.5%)
I'm a homo
15 (22.4%)

Total Members Voted: 67

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That's technically not having love.

That's technically not having love.

does that mean I'm a virgin :(

does that mean I'm a virgin :(

Oh my god. Just because you get sperm all over your hand does not mean you are not a virgin.


does that mean I'm a virgin :(


Quote from: Oxford American Dictionaries
virgin |ˈvərjən|
noun
A person, typically a woman, who has never had loveual intercourse.
• a naive, innocent, or inexperienced person, esp. in a particular context : a political virgin.
• ( the Virgin) the mother of Jesus; the Virgin Mary.
• a woman who has taken a vow to remain a virgin.
• ( the Virgin) the zodiacal sign or constellation Virgo.
• Entomology a female insect that produces eggs without being fertilized.

adjective
1 [ attrib. ] being, relating to, or appropriate for a virgin : his virgin bride.
2 not yet touched, used, or exploited : acres of virgin forests | virgin snow.
• (of clay) not yet fired.
• (of wool) not yet, or only once, spun or woven.
• (of olive oil) obtained from the first pressing of olives.
• (of metal) made from ore by smelting.

ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French virgine, from Latin virgo, virgin-.


Quote from: Oxford American Dictionaries
loveual intercourse
noun
loveual contact between individuals involving entry, esp. the insertion of a man's erect snake into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in climax and the ejaculation of semen.


Masturbating with your hand is not loveual intercourse, so you are still a virgin.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2011, 06:00:42 PM by LaCuckooRacha »


Yes.  Your hand is not a woman's vagina.

I'm pretty sure Specever was joking.