Author Topic: What is the best quote in the history of Blockland? (Read 10271 times)

Vegetarian Zombie · August 30, 2011, 01:37:59 PM

Quote

Cool story bro

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MegaScientifical · August 30, 2011, 01:40:58 PM

Quote from: http://bash.org/?261931

Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a forgeted up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest stuff in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in stuff. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some stuff and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

bricky · August 30, 2011, 01:43:13 PM

Quote from: http://www.boardofwisdom.com/

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

Vegetarian Zombie · August 30, 2011, 01:43:38 PM

Quote from: MegaScientifical on August 30, 2011, 01:40:58 PM

-snip-

wtf

Littledude · August 30, 2011, 01:43:56 PM

Quote from: bricky on August 30, 2011, 01:43:13 PM

not from blockland
not good

MegaScientifical · August 30, 2011, 01:44:14 PM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on August 30, 2011, 01:43:38 PM

wtf

8D By the way, you got Steam or MSN?

Jairo · August 30, 2011, 01:44:18 PM

Quote from: Badspot

Yiff in hell, furcigarette.

Vegetarian Zombie · August 30, 2011, 01:44:51 PM

Quote from: MegaScientifical on August 30, 2011, 01:44:14 PM

8D By the way, you got Steam of MSN?

Steam of MSN? What?

Jairo · August 30, 2011, 01:46:04 PM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on August 30, 2011, 01:44:51 PM

Steam of MSN? What?

it's a new country
the Steam of Major Somalian Newts

MegaScientifical · August 30, 2011, 01:47:08 PM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on August 30, 2011, 01:44:51 PM

Steam of MSN? What?

Sorry, you know what I mean. :D

Vegetarian Zombie · August 30, 2011, 01:50:09 PM

Quote from: MegaScientifical on August 30, 2011, 01:47:08 PM

Sorry, you know what I mean. :D

No I don't.

David819 · August 30, 2011, 01:51:24 PM

Quote from: Best bilder

Blokland bilding Pro

Cubelands · August 30, 2011, 02:08:02 PM

Quote from: Littledude on August 30, 2011, 01:43:56 PM

not from blockland
not good

This.

Scream. · August 30, 2011, 02:10:26 PM

Quote from: MegaScientifical on August 30, 2011, 01:25:37 PM

Me and Kojo are lovers
hoe

MegaScientifical · August 30, 2011, 02:20:03 PM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on August 30, 2011, 01:50:09 PM

No I don't.

Wow, do I really have to spell it out for you? I accidentally hit F instead of R. I said Steam or MSN. As in Steam, the gaming and chat client or MSN/Windows Live Messenger the Windows chat client. I wanted to add you on one to speak directly to you over the content of my post you quoted, but considering how dense you are, not anymore. Besides that, I corrected the post you quoted. You should have checked there.

Quote from: Scream. on August 30, 2011, 02:10:26 PM

Me and Kojo are lovers
hoe

Uh... You're random. Get out.