Today on the bus home, some 7th grader was trying to insult me, and me and my friend were messing with him. My friend accused him of being gay with me so he moved to the GIRLS side of the bus. Then i asked my friend. "Which is better, being insulted, or moving to the girls side of the bus?" He laughed, when I was about to get off of the bus, he was like, "I'd rather be a girl than be you!" And I was like "I'd rather be me than be gay." Then he said "I'm not gay" Then I said, "Whatever makes you sleep at night." He said, "A pillow, and a bed." I said, "And some lotion." everyone laughed.
Tl;Dr I insulted a boy on the bus and made everyone laugh.

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