want ask girl out. how do?

[heedicalking]

<fiddles hands> umm welll.... how do i um.... <scratches head>

yea dont do that

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[Davy]

LOOK HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE WHEN GIVING THAT BITCH ORDERS
LET THAT BITCH KNOW YOUR THE loving ALPHA
SLAP HER AROUND A BIT IF SHE EVER loving QUESTIONS YOU
SAY " BITCH IF YOU loving LOOK AT ANOTHER MAN IM GONNA SLAP YOU"
ALPHA AS forget

[captain blue]

here's how your role model (ME) did it in 8th grade

STEP 1. Obtain woman (or in this case, woman-in-training)
STEP 2. Take that bitch on a bike ride, go around town (bonus points for pool)
STEP 3. Take her out for lunch on the bike trip, go to some local restaurant or fast food joint (none of that olive garden stuff)
Step 4. Women love a man whose in tune with his outdoor side, go to the park and go venturing with her (and maybe a picnic!)
Step 5. Take that bitch home, date successful


As for the asking her our part, just do it you friend

[oliver255]

Do what Borat does. 

1.  Go to Kazakhstan (Bring woman with)
2.  Enter national sport  (Carry woman as far as you can against her will)
3.  ????
4.  Profit?

[Lil Robot]

how will she dig an outdoorsman if she's as nerdy as me cap. blue?

[captain blue]

how will she dig an outdoorsman if she's as nerdy as me cap. blue?

all women love an outdoorsman

take it from a bro, nerds can be outdoorsmen

hell, they even fit it better than most people
i mean, look at me

[Lil Robot]

well, the school is having a whole party thing at an awesome swimming pool place, and it's pretty expensive to get in.
maybe i could take her there?

[captain blue]

no
only friends take their dates to school events that aren't fancy shamancy dances

if you must, go with her and a group of friends

[Lil Robot]

we go to lagoon a lot over the summer, and might go in September.
lagoon is an amusement park.

[captain blue]

go with a group of friends and her (and maybe her friends)

[Davy]

Protip: Get good with her friends, her friends will influence her decisions a lot.

[Lil Robot]

ungh, i don't think my parents will really let me go out on a date with her, whether or not it's with her friends (considering we get no more 10$ to get in passes, summer is over)
the most i could do is probably, iunno invite her over to my house for a movie or something inexpensive.

[Davy]

ungh, i don't think my parents will really let me go out on a date with her, whether or not it's with her friends (considering we get no more 10$ to get in passes, summer is over)
the most i could do is probably, iunno invite her over to my house for a movie or something inexpensive.

then I would just stay her friend til your parents would be cool THEN GO ALPHA AS forget>

[captain blue]

ungh, i don't think my parents will really let me go out on a date with her, whether or not it's with her friends (considering we get no more 10$ to get in passes, summer is over)
the most i could do is probably, iunno invite her over to my house for a movie or something inexpensive.

tell your parents your gonna go out on a bike ride (TECHNICALLY TELLING THE TRUTH)

since you're so strapped for cash, picnic in the park is the way to go, go to your local dollar store, buy some chips, soda, and sammich stuff

[Nickelob Ultra]

ungh, i don't think my parents will really let me go out on a date with her, whether or not it's with her friends (considering we get no more 10$ to get in passes, summer is over)
the most i could do is probably, iunno invite her over to my house for a movie or something inexpensive.

What the hell?  Do your parents want you to be gay or do they think you're going to start using heroin?