I lost my virginity to a bike.

[dawngaward0110]

I was sitting on my bike seat and then my foot slipped and I fell and then the bike seat was pointy and it went PLOOP

Discuss how you lost your virginity.

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[Big Brother]

what the forget am i reading

[DrenDran]

That's... just... strange.
Why must I know this.

[star9578]

What the hell did I just read?

[*Magick* Mage]

I think you should go to the hospital. ._.

[Kevdude]

Since none of you here are mature adults, I'll answer the question. I haven't lost my virginity yet

[TheChaosCarrier]

how i lost my virginity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwzjGLWIAhM&feature=related

[Mikiyikiy]

Gender:    Male

[TheChaosCarrier]

Gender:    Male

isn't it obvious?
he popped his bum cherry!

[Sabbin]

Well, it all started with my 84-ish year old Kindergarten teacher...
Although I was only 5, she invited me over for a few drinks....

Well, I'm sure you know where this is going.

[TwenteFreak]

he smacked his vagina on his saddle


hardcore

[Sandvich]

Since none of you here are mature adults, I'll answer the question. me & ex that i gave some prego + passed out friend's bed

[Sabbin]

Oh, thanks for reminding me, Sandvich, I'm also pregnant.

[Sandvich]

Oh, thanks for reminding me, Sandvich, I'm also pregnant.

forget
people
stop stealing my prego

[Sabbin]

forget
people
stop stealing my prego

Did you get me pregnant? I forget.