Author Topic: best hist. lesson ever bro  (Read 446 times)

so in history class today, my friend corbin was blasting off the word "forget" like some love-crazed machine gun.  then my history teacher comes over and asks, "do you even know what that word means?".  he says, "no?", then my teacher procedes to tell him what the word means.  this is what she said, "well, here is a little history lesson for you.  back in the old days, like really old days when king charles was alive, people who had love, without being married, would be killed.  so, they used the words Fornicating Under Charles the King or, the word you know so very well, "forget".  so, in reality when you tell someone 'forget you' or 'loving' it means that you are so stupid, that you are at lack for words to describe what you are feeling.  and when you say 'forget you' it really means that you are wishing somebody pleasure.  because, of course, love is a good thing."

heh


my history teacher is so cool bro

you know that it doesnt actually mean "fornicating under consent of king" or anything like that?

I heard flicking someone off back then meant "OFF WITH HIS FINGER"

you know that it doesnt actually mean "fornicating under consent of king" or anything like that?
yes they abbreviated it like that

fornicating under charles the king



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/forget#False_etymologies
No, that's a lie.
wat

also

Yit be his feiris he wald haue fukkit: / Ye brek my hairt, my bony ane