God loving damnit I hate where the PC is (mini-rant)

[Slugger]

how do u fapped

When no one is home, derp.

My computer is not far from the dining room, so I get the "HURR WHAT YOU DOING?" I like privacy, and I don't get enough of it.

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[Stocking]

When no one is home, derp.

My computer is not far from the dining room, so I get the "HURR WHAT YOU DOING?" I like privacy, and I don't get enough of it.

See my dad has to knock before he comes in my room in-case I'm less than modest lol, so I can pretty much do whatever I want.

[Extrude]

are you man or woman.

[Slugger]

See my dad has to knock before he comes in my room in-case I'm less than modest lol, so I can pretty much do whatever I want.

What if the noise is so loud you can't hear him knock?

[Legodude77]

I've had a PC in my room with internet since I was like, 7.

My dad thinks I would do bad stuff on it but I wouldn't, I just want one in my room because I don't like everyone walking by me every 10 seconds.

[TheArmyGuy]

My dad thinks I would do bad stuff on it but I wouldn't, I just want one in my room because I don't like everyone walking by me every 10 seconds.

Watching pronography is a vital part of growing up.
For real.

[Stocking]

What if the noise is so loud you can't hear him knock?

Then he'd call my name

My dad thinks I would do bad stuff on it but I wouldn't, I just want one in my room because I don't like everyone walking by me every 10 seconds.

My dad assumes I just wouldn't do it for some reason >.>

[HelplessNobb88]

My computer screen can be seen from the loving front door. I can look over my shoulder at it, as my house is kind of open. I fap when no one is going through this bit of the house, which is difficult since both of the stairwells are right behind me.


Also the ONLY other PC in the ENTIRE god damn house is a Dell Inspiron 2000 desktop with 512 MB of DDR2 RAM.

[Slugger]

My computer screen can be seen from the loving front door. I can look over my shoulder at it, as my house is kind of open. I fap when no one is going through this bit of the house, which is difficult since both of the stairwells are right behind me.


Also the ONLY other PC in the ENTIRE god damn house is a Dell Inspiron 2000 desktop with 512 MB of DDR2 RAM.

Seriously, you can't fap when no one is home? :/

[HelplessNobb88]

No. I must masturbate at least twice a day. I am rarely home alone as well.

[KoopaScooper]

I have my own computers but I can't have them in my room.
I don't have enough room and I can't get good AP strength.

[Tango]

No. I must masturbate at least twice a day. I am rarely home alone as well.

jesus christ

[KoopaScooper]

No. I must masturbate at least twice a day. I am rarely home alone as well.

clearly you're not getting your exercise.
5 times should be enough

[Trymos]

clearly you're not getting your exercise.
5 times should be enough

I masturbate 0 times per day.
I'm not getting my excercise either :(

[SlayerZ99]

You cannot let my sister have any computer. Any. So this is the story.
My family had a Win. Vista computer in 07.
We got a new one in 10 being a Win 7. So my sister started using the new one and I used the old one. The Vista one died and it would not log in, show icons, load anything. I finally was able to system restore. I put some of my stuff on and I was using that. Then my sister took that as her personal computer. Taking everything off and putting 6 tabs up when you open chrome. and ton of other stuff. She got really mad at me because she didnt want my "crap" on that pc which I only installed steam. So I moved BACK to the Win. 7. I put all my stuff on that and put all the pictures/music/videos onto an external HD.
 The Vista computer died again and does not work till this day. So my sister started using the Win. 7 computer again and putting all her tabs on chrome on there (around 6). Then my dad bought a netbook. She went to that and started using it.
And I was using the Win. 7. just recently she has kicked me off the Win.7 and Im to the netbook. ._.

TL;DR : Computer life story.