Dating Site Oddity

[Swholli]

So my friend is like harping on me about the wonders of modern dating and how we don't have to do it the old fashioned way of the hit or miss model of the past. He insists I give this website a try.

So I say, what the hell? Right? I go through, make a profile and all that good stuff and I get pretty far into its completion.

So then it sends me an email:

"Hey Swholli! Here's some girls you might be interested in!" I notice that one of them is from my home town. Interesting thinks I, so I click on her to see if she's someone I may or may not know.

She's this chick I've had a crush on who has made it clear in the past that we are only friends.

And statistical science says we should be together.

I call it calculated destiny. Let's see her argue with this one.

tl;dr - Go on dating site, see I have a match, it's a girl I've already liked in real life, I call it destiny.

[Ad Bot]

[NotKreation]

I call hax.

[Lil D]

The sour has spoken

[Swholli]

Ha ha, I'm not kidding bro.

This is like Seinfeld episode.

[Block Box]

owow

[masterockets]

Can we see the page?

[Swholli]

If you must.



Despite any romantic tension between us, we are still rather close-ish friends so a mix up like this is just as funny for her as it was me.

[Bisjac]

true story. my awkward friend tried out match.com


fitting his personality and wants, he only had a single page of girls.
his sister was on the top lol.

thats about the time you commit Self Delete.

[Swholli]

Oh jeeze. Yeah, that's... that's pretty sad.

[Awdax]

It probably matched you up because of things you have in common and such, if that is how it works.
And this is probably the same reason you liked her when you first met her.

But you should still go with the destiny thing.

[Trogtor]

Just go on a family rp and date someone gosshhhh

[Swholli]

It probably matched you up because of things you have in common and such, if that is how it works.
And this is probably the same reason you liked her when you first met her.

But you should still go with the destiny thing.

I would, but the sad ending to the story is that she's going to an out of town college to where I haven't seen her in person in months.

I'd try something with her using this new destiny ideology as a focal point, but even if I did manage to win her over, we couldn't go out on any actual dates for several months as I doubt she would drive all the way back home for a mere night out.

[Nickelob Ultra]

I would, but the sad ending to the story is that she's going to an out of town college to where I haven't seen her in person in months.

I'd try something with her using this new destiny ideology as a focal point, but even if I did manage to win her over, we couldn't go out on any actual dates for several months as I doubt she would drive all the way back home for a mere night out.

Long distance is hard to work with.

Stick with local.

[Awdax]

I would, but the sad ending to the story is that she's going to an out of town college to where I haven't seen her in person in months.

I'd try something with her using this new destiny ideology as a focal point, but even if I did manage to win her over, we couldn't go out on any actual dates for several months as I doubt she would drive all the way back home for a mere night out.

Then you drive all the way to her to prove your love c:

[Nickelob Ultra]

Then you drive all the way to her to prove your love c:

Long distance is hard to work with.

Stick with local.

Seriously, it's the reason why internet relationships never work out unless they're both willing to move within their locale.