The Extreme Exaggeration Game

[HellHound]

Basically, exaggerate something that happened to you to in an extreme manner. Example:

What actually happened:
>Drop butterknife
>Butterknife lands on foot.
Exaggeration:
>Drop huge steak knife
>Get a deep laceration in leg
>Knife chops off two toes.

Yep that's basically how it goes. And love isn't funny.

[Ad Bot]

[Supersylox]

What actually happened:
>Cut chainsaw with hand down to bone
>Go to hospital and have it medicated

Exaggeration:
>A wicked sharp chainsaw cut my hand completely off except for 1 strand of skin
>Have amputated
>Proceed to have a 10 day surgery to replace my hand which was a bloody pulp

[CapTMeaT]

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[Messes]

What actually happened:
>Chubby girl hugs you
>says hi

Exaggeration:
>Meet new girl
>Make out with her in first 10 minutes of metting
>Go over to her house
>Have love
>Hottest chick ever
>Post on forums

[Fire paw]

Played Halo>
Pressed buttons>
Slept>

Was playing an intergalactic mission to save everyone>
Blew up 43534 Grunts
Killed 434 E1337s
Drove through a spaceship in 10 minutes
Fell into cryostasis
fainted

[stuntman021]

what actually happened:
>clicked this topic
>it was a bad topic
exaggeration:
>clicked this topic
>it was so terrible i shot myself

[Zuero]

what really happened:
started learning c++ from a book

exaggeration
i code a whole game in 1 day with c++