Hunting Newbie.

[*Magick* Mage]

Uh... not like that.... STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD

What? Is hunting a MANLY sport?

HUMBLEGRUMBLEDOOPYDEEDOOO! Hey Jeff

Ya, Jim?!

I have an idea!

What?

Let's go kill some animals!

Cool, how are we going to do it.

Knifes?

Too close. You know how vicious DEER can get. And I hear bunnies have quite a bite.

Bombs?

Too difficult too throw. This isn't baseball, Jim. That has to be fair.

What about guns! Not only would we not have to be remotely close, but it would be effortless! Save for some running around and what not, but hey, anything to see a deer's head combust!

Ya!

Herpaderpaderpaduuurrrrr. :I

Just think about it like this. You kill to eat. Everything dies eventually. Why not quick and painless? You're only helping.

One thing to hunt to survive, another thing to hunt for game.

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[Kira100000]

Killing things is fun!!!

:I

it is fun

the waiting
the anticipation of the kill
the running after the wounded animal/going to field dress the animal you just dropped dead in its tracks

then the best part: eating it~~  

[Kira100000]

but hey, anything to see a deer's head combust!

you dont shoot a dear to watch it explode
that'd just be gross and stuff would be everywhere

if you hunt just to kill you're a friend
atleast eat the animal

aw forget double post

[HelplessNobb88]

30-06 rifle. Me and my uncle used them when we went hunting in Washington. Very strong and good.

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[TeslaCoil]

I hunt to make money, a lot of the local butchers pay nice cash for small animal and deer.

[IkeTheGeneric]

local butchers pay nice cash for small animal and deer.

hot ;)

[SkullCandy]

it is fun

the waiting
the anticipation of the kill
the running after the wounded animal/going to field dress the animal you just dropped dead in its tracks

then the best part: eating it~~  

that sounds fun

[Supersylox]

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[Kira100000]

that sounds fun

it is
specially the ride to and from the deer stand
if that's what you're hunting

[*Magick* Mage]

it is
specially the ride to and from the deer stand
if that's what you're hunting

"It seems nature failed to insert one important thing in these fine, innocent creatures of the forest: Bullets. Lots and lots of bullets."

"Looks like we'll have to fix that ourselves, Jim!"

"Ya, Jeff!"

"HUMBLEGRUMBLEDOOPYDEEDOOO, ahehehehheehehe!"

:I

[Kira100000]

"It seems nature failed to insert one important thing in these fine, innocent creatures of the forest: Bullets. Lots and lots of bullets."

"Looks like we'll have to fix that ourselves, Jim!"

"Ya, Jeff!"

"HUMBLEGRUMBLEDOOPYDEEDOOO, ahehehehheehehe!"

:I

I dont understand

you don't just go and shoot up the place
most people only kill probably two deer when they go hunting once a year...

even then two deer thats alot of meat

thats only two bullets


:I

[Jacob/Lee]

Humans have hunted as long as we've been around, Mage. Most hunters I know don't hunt for some kind of sport, they hunt so they can make deer meat because they like it.

[*Magick* Mage]

Well as long as your civil about killing the deer, I guess it is alright.

That was sarcasm by the way. :o

Humans have hunted as long as we've been around, Mage. Most hunters I know don't hunt for some kind of sport, they hunt so they can make deer meat because they like it.

And most folks I know that hunt do so for the sport of it. They like the feel of it, the power and thrill of the hunt. Many people do it for that, having food they like is just a fortunate outcome (Just as many people do it for the food and the thrill is just a fortunate side bonus). Of course I'm exaggerating, Jeff and Jim don't exist (Though I don't doubt people like them do). I have nothing against killing for food, for supplies, and for just plain survival. My issue lies with folks who do it for the joy of it. Although some at least admit they do it for the fun of it and don't use "Well I eat the meat!" as an excuse for the down right twisted game they like to play.

But I suppose that if sooner or later the temptation to go after birds is too much, you shoot all the blue jays you want - if you can hit 'em; but remember its a sin to kill a mockingbird.

Don't shoot blue jays, though. Tin cans painted blue work fine just the same. If you attach a fishing rod to your head and put the can on the end of your line, you can run and pretend like you're chasing it, though. :D!

[GodlyFireFight]

I want to try hunting with a scoped .44 revolver. Done it with 30-06, and .308.
I also thought this topic was about hunting noobs.

[battlebrain]

hot ;)

I lol'd harder than I should have.