It all started at a gas station where Rascal told me to deliver the cat-nip to someone only known as "Mr. Biggieblackie." So I agreed, I arrived to warehouse where I was going to drop of the cat-nip, I parked my electric wheelchair, got my crutches out and begin to head inside. I put the cat-nip down, only to realize I was surrounded by men with guns. They were all aiming at my head. I managed to take them down and then I stole one of the guns. I then head outside where there were 8 police cars and 3 helicopters. I hopped on my wheelchair, I put it on full speed and out-drove the cops. So now I'm wanted, I only have a gun, a laptop with WiFi and a pack of beef jerky. I will see you when I get over the border and find a place where I can plug the laptop charger in.
Discuss.
