Dead Island has no zombie children.

[Awdax]

You guys would say that kids would wine and get scared.

I mentioned the fact that Girls get scared over the stufftiest things, but Zoey doesn't.

THERE ARE TOUGH KIDS NOT ALL KIDS ARE PUSSIES

YOU GUYS ARE DUMB LOL

But Zoey isn't a kid, so she can't be a tough kid.

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[Jairo]

zoey shot her own father
that's pretty much saying that she doesn't give a forget who the hell you are or what age you are
if you aren't a survivor, you're dead

[Lørd Tøny]

I never loving said they weren't.

[Altered]

I never loving said they weren't.

But you've BEEN saying that ZOMBIE CHILDREN were soulless WALKING corpses that WANT TO eat you so you obviously mean that THE adults aren't!

[Lørd Tøny]

zoey shot her own father
that's pretty much saying that she doesn't give a forget who the hell you are or what age you are
if you aren't a survivor, you're dead

What if she wanted to kill survivors too? What is the player going to do, not shoot back at a video game child who is shooting back at you?

[Trogtor]

But Zoey isn't a kid, so she can't be a tough kid.

MOST WOMEN ARE NOT TOUGH

BUT ZOEY IS

MOST KIDS ARE NOT TOUGH

BUT SOME ARE

Not ONCE did I say Zoey was a kid.

I'm saying that WOMEN & KIDS are PUSSIES but L4D PROVED THAT WOMEN AREN'T

DEAD ISLAND COULD PROVE THAT KIDS ARE NOT EITHER.

Lolcaps

Get my point now

[Jairo]

What if she wanted to kill survivors too? What is the player going to do, not shoot back at a video game child who is shooting back at you?

I'm talking about video game logic, I was quoting butchering her text too
"if it isn't one of us, kill it"

[Lørd Tøny]

But you've BEEN saying that ZOMBIE CHILDREN were soulless WALKING corpses that WANT TO eat you so you obviously mean that THE adults aren't!

Then I would say I don't see adults as walking corpses that want to eat you. However we are on a discussion about loving children here and no one cares what I think about adults.

[Numbah2]

Finally something lord tony has said i can agree on! Seriously Where are the god damn kids Example:L4d Wheres the children infected They can be infected too! Dead island A tropical island With no children Hmmmm.

[Jairo]

Then I would say I don't see adults as walking corpses that want to eat you. However we are on a discussion about loving children here and no one cares what I think about adults.

just read that
lol

[Jairo]

Finally something lord tony has said i can agree on! Seriously Where are the god damn kids Example:L4d Wheres the children infected They can be infected too! Dead island A tropical island With no children Hmmmm.

this is like asking why there aren't any children present in l4d-l4d2

double roast

[Jacob/Lee]

The L4D zombies really aren't zombies, that would mean they are dead. They're infected with a strain of rabies, so they are humans, but barely. If you notice, they even act sick. They vomit, hold their head in their hands etc. etc.

Notice that bodyshots kill them, a zombie wouldn't go down from a useless shot like that.

[Lørd Tøny]

this is like asking why there aren't any children present in l4d-l4d2

Because L4D and L4D2 are just generic first person shooters that are not set in an open world environment.

Dead Island is not your generic first person shooter and it's set in an open world environment.

[Altered]

They can be infected too!

Uhh, no they can't.
The virus just kills them.

If you notice, they even act sick. They vomit, hold their head in their hands etc. etc.

And they even just fall over dead sometimes.

[Gatysh]

-snip-

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
That is just loving handicapped, why would anyone care about pixelated kids?
Maybe cause their still somewhat human? But that is still stupid.