Dead Island has no zombie children.

[Lørd Tøny]

Zombie or not, they are still loving children

You mean children that have no human emotions and are bent on making your life miserable and will try to find anyway to kill you and eat your flesh?

Is that what you meant by children?

[Ad Bot]

[Hydrabisque]

My "DESPERATE LAST CHANCE BULLstuff" detector is beeping like crazy, sir.

[Decepticon]

You mean children that have no human emotions and are bent on making your life miserable and will try to find any way to kill you and eat your flesh?

Is that what you meant by children?

You like loving that stuff do you? THEY ARE loving CHILDREN YOU IDIOT WHY DO YOU NOT LISTEN? IT IS DISTRESSING KILLING CHILDREN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES OR NOT. WHY DON'T YOU FIND A GAME WHERE YOU CAN KILL CHILDREN AND PLAY IT?

[Nickelob Ultra]

You like loving that stuff do you? THEY ARE loving CHILDREN YOU IDIOT WHY DO YOU NOT LISTEN? IT IS DISTRESSING KILLING CHILDREN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES OR NOT. WHY DON'T YOU FIND A GAME WHERE YOU CAN KILL CHILDREN AND PLAY IT?

No matter what he won't read this post.  He'll just read the swear words and then formulate a stuffty weak response.

[Hydrabisque]

You like loving that stuff do you? THEY ARE loving CHILDREN YOU IDIOT WHY DO YOU NOT LISTEN? IT IS DISTRESSING KILLING CHILDREN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES OR NOT. WHY DON'T YOU FIND A GAME WHERE YOU CAN KILL CHILDREN AND PLAY IT?

Your bold capitalized text shows weakness, young padawan.

[Lørd Tøny]

THEY ARE loving CHILDREN YOU IDIOT WHY DO YOU NOT LISTEN? IT IS DISTRESSING KILLING CHILDREN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES OR NOT. WHY DON'T YOU FIND A GAME WHERE YOU CAN KILL CHILDREN AND PLAY IT?

They are video game PIXILATED CHILDREN that have NO FEELINGS! They are also not your normal every day fun loving child, they are WALKING SOULLESS CORPSES that came back from the dead TO EAT YOUR FLESH! Also, I am not that fixated on killing children just to search for a specific game that allows the option of killing children.

[Trogtor]

They need to add children to GTA

That would be awesome.

[Jairo]

They are video game PIXILATED CHILDREN that have NO FEELINGS! They are also not your normal every day fun loving child, they are WALKING SOULLESS CORPSES that came back from the dead TO EAT YOUR FLESH! Also, I am not that fixated on killing children just to search for a specific game that allows the option of killing children.

If they have no feeling for it, are you still killing (zombie) children, or are you euthanising them?

[Supersylox]

YOURE ALL friendS

WE NEED...

ZOMBIE HORSES

[Trogtor]

Adding children to zombie games gives it more of a scare.

I would think that.

[Lørd Tøny]

If they have no feeling for it, are you still killing (zombie) children, or are you euthanising them?

You can't euthanize a child that is already dead.

[Trogtor]

YOURE ALL friendS

WE NEED...

ZOMBIE HORSES

Who rides horses on Tropical Islands?

[Jairo]

You can't euthanize a child that is already dead.

So that means that shooting zombie children isn't killing them
Which means shooting zombie adults isn't killing them

[Altered]

I don't understand why everyone gets worked up about this.
People are going to like and dislike things you dislike and like and getting pissed about it is a waste of time and does nothing productive.

And are zombie children really needed? Are they an essensial part of the gameplay? No, they're not. So why add something not needed that would only serve to be an unneeded visual.

[Lørd Tøny]

So that means that shooting zombie children isn't killing them
Which means shooting zombie adults isn't killing them

Now you don't even know what exactly you are saying.