Currently pissed off - I hate my doctor

[Jacob/Lee]

That doctor should be fired.

Yeah. I'm going to laugh if she causes permanent damage to somebody (not laugh at that...) and gets sued.

Funny, right when I start breaking down into a panic my ear starts draining. Some strange brown sludge just came out, it must've been some liquid mixed with the ear drops.

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[Blockomanian]

Funny, right when I start breaking down into a panic my ear starts draining. Some strange brown sludge just came out, it must've been some liquid mixed with the ear drops.

thank you for that amazing mental image...

[Jacob/Lee]

thank you for that amazing mental image...

No problem.

[stuntman021]

sue that bitch for malpractice

[RedGajin]

Did she fondle your nuts

and is she hot, because i want your doctor if thats the case

[Jacob/Lee]

Did she fondle your nuts

and is she hot, because i want your doctor if thats the case

Actually... She did. She was the doctor that gave me my physical.

She isn't too hot, sadly. She's also pretty short.

[RedGajin]

She's also pretty short.

It allows better access to your lower area. Threaten to sue her, then make her pay you back with a lewinsky.

[Lil D]

Oh my God this pisses me off.  I don't give a stuff wether or not it has to cause permanent damage to be sued for malpractice, you could obviously sue for SOMETHING.  Money damages or some stuff.  Sue before I get sued for causing permanent damage to this bitch doctor's face.

Also, tl;dr anything else than the first page.

[TheScout]

i hate doctors

[Trogtor]

Looks like you could really use my doctor. He goes to my church and I feel very comfortable around him due the fact I know him and his twin sons, we're pretty good friends.

[SeventhSandwich]

sounds like you're allergic to those pills.

call 911 or go to an emergency room.

[LizzyRascal]

Indeed. Her children, oldest to youngest, are Isaac, Logan and Talon.

My baby brother's name is Logan.

[Yosher]

$10 says she grows up to be an avian furry

the fast and the furryous

[Jacob/Lee]

It allows better access to your lower area. Threaten to sue her, then make her pay you back with a lewinsky.

Hm... That's a pretty good- I mean, no, no...

i hate doctors

sounds like you're allergic to those pills.

call 911 or go to an emergency room.

I know for a fact I'm not allergic to them. I'm also getting better and not worse.

[Harm94]

You: I just got shot in the arm!
Doctor: Doctor it appears to be a small splinter, take these pills for diabetes to make it go away.