Bright Billboards on the Highways

[HellHound]

Have you ever been riding/driving down the highway when all of a sudden some loving billboard that's lit up fully is blinding you like the sun?

[Ad Bot]

[Orion]

they have viruses

[brîckbðt]

they must have a star in them.

[HellHound]

They must contain the world's brightest lightbulbs and the world's smallest nuclear reactor.

[sorrel]

I like them because it's like I'm watching tv but not!

[Supersylox]

It's a conspiracy!

[Man 2]

They must be portals to the surface of the sun, with painted fireproof sheets spread over them!
They're the reason for global warming! Destroy them! Destroy them all!

[Tom Gunn]

Never

[Lil Robot]

They must be portals to the surface of the sun, with painted fireproof sheets spread over them!
They're the reason for global warming! Destroy them! Destroy them all!

GAMMA LEAKING PORTAL ENERGY
*shoots the sun*
aaaa we're in space *melts*

[Madmitten]

back when i used to watch icarly they did a thing about that