Nothing exciting happens at my school. Although, today this kid started choking on some cheese and our ISS instructor wen't up and sucker punched him like 50mph in the back and saved him. No bruises on his back or anything though. Then, on the bus, this kid pulled out a knife when a girl threatened to punch or somethun' cuz he was making him really mad. The day before (I did not ride the bus home that say) some other dude also had a knife, he just pulled it out to show people though.
EDIT: Also, last year the health teacher cussed out a kid for being annoying. I wasn't there though. :(