Holy loving hell, somebody please help me. I am pain.

[Rugged]

Holy mother of god I have an awful headache. Anyone know any good ways to fix a headache? I've tried advil but it doesn't work.

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[Meow03]

go to sleep, drink water, or eat something sweet. <- that always helps me

[MegaScientifical]

You probably have a brain aneurysm.

[pie man]

Ibuprofen works Aleve is better Tylenol sleep rubbing your temples 

[e-maxx]

Ibuprofen works Aleve is better Tylenol sleep rubbing your temples 

DO YOU USE PUNCTUATION. 

[Rugged]

Holy forget it hurts so bad I'm feeling sick to my stomach.

rubbing your temples  

That has the opposite effect on me :<

[battlebrain]

Get off the loving computer

[MegaScientifical]

Seriously dude, the bright screen isn't helping.

[e-maxx]

do something  trippy

[Rugged]

My screen is actually rather dim.

[battlebrain]

I have an idea. Stop thinking.

[MegaScientifical]

I have an idea. Stop thinking.

[Jacky]

You are either hungry or dehydrated.

Drink some water, or eat something. Do that, and then take a nap. That should help a lot.

[Anti-Block]

drink water and meditate

NAMUUUU

[Kobewarrior]

Quoting off the internet:

Of course there is advil, but you can also lay down with a soft icepack on the back of your neck (opens the vessels which can help) and either at the same time or not, heat on the top of head and over forehead and eyes (moist heat the best).

This is the best I find, but here are a few more suggestions: take pain medicine and 1 cup of coffee (again opens the vessels); lay down in dark room and close your eyes; take a hot bath with your head under for a long time (nose out of course); massage your head and neck....