Author Topic: Deathclock  (Read 4537 times)

It's probably basing the time of death off your BMI and smoking status.
Considering I have a low BMI it's probably assuming that I barely eat and I don't get much exercise, which is wrong

October 9th, 2073

wow gay taunt me a month before i get to gorge myself, death

It's probably basing the time of death off your BMI and smoking status.
Considering I have a low BMI it's probably assuming that I barely eat and I don't get much exercise, which is wrong

That's untrue because my BMI was low and so far I have the highest.

That's untrue because my BMI was low and so far I have the highest.

Then it must be cross-referencing data based on how long people have lived in the past and then seeing if their birth dates + relative birth-years match mine then giving me a similar death time to theirs.
Or it's just pulling it out of it's arse

THIS IS WRONG GUYS WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE 12/12/2012!!!1


My mom's death was two months ago two days ago. teh forget

what do the mode things mean

Sometime in the year 2071. I'll get one of my relatives to play rock paper scissors with death and I'll get to live!

Now I die 8 days before Thanksgiving in 2092.

god damn.

Sunday, July 10, 2072


Good for me.



The modes are your outlook. If you are usually happy and look on the bright side, you are optimistic, if you look on the bad side of things, you are pessimistic, if you enjoy people suffering, you are sadistic I guess.

Also Tuesday, February 11, 2087

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February 13th, 2012

NO WTF THATS MY BIRTHDAY :o