Blockland
Find a book and read it, or go to sleep. If you can't sleep drink a coke, then run around your neighborhood with a flashlight yelling fire.
Finger your back door while yelling rape.
if you want to, play garry's mod with me ;D
if you have a cat or small dog pick one up and spin around with it for a while then put it down and it will stumble around (results may very) also works best on tile
Google "My left toe is missing" and tell me what happens.
I don't own garry's mod for my good computer.
nothing interesting came up, but some how diabetes fits in.
Try "Intestinal Troubles causes man to jump off roof."
I laughed harder than I should have.