Author Topic: THE WORLD HAS JUST ENDED AND YOU AND A GIRL YOU LIKE ARE THE ONLY SURVIVORS  (Read 4189 times)

Eat her.
Then I will of single handedly forgeted the human race.
Go me.


Make love to her in the moonlight on a sandy beach.
Watch the boats sink, and the stars burn out. The tornadoes ripping apart the beach houses. I great night.

Watch the boats sink, and the stars burn out. The tornadoes ripping apart the beach houses. I great night.
And that's when both me and my mistress ascend into daemonhood.

Make love to her in the moonlight on a sandy beach.
watch out she'll be grumpy tomorrow because

*shades*

she'll have sand in her vagina

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

Uh, that civilization would be an inbred forget up of handicaps.

Uh, that civilization would be an inbred forget up of handicaps.
And what if you either have all male or all female children?
One of the parents would have to have love with their children, thus speeding up the inbred symptoms.

watch out she'll be grumpy tomorrow because

*shades*

she'll have sand in her vagina

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
That was a really terrible CSI Miami joke.

Uh, that civilization would be an inbred forget up of handicaps.
The best kind of civilization.

Yep. Chances are it'll be you.
Pass the salt.

Some good stew she would make.


Depending on how the situation is, if we can find food/shelter for enough time to make babys, i would.

if not, eat her, be last one alive, win


Play Blockland with her! :D

JK, this question really doesn't need answering, as it's universal.

Have love.
For survival of the world. As far as you know.

I do not require love. Also, I was most likely the cause of this disaster anyway.