Ask Skorpion

[Skorpion]

I shall answer your questions in a most optimistic fashion.
I am also prepared to reply to the warped crap you will undoubtedly pull out of your ass.
GOGOGO.

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[Supersylox]

Why are you doing an internet?

[Skorpion]

Why are you doing an internet?

Because asdf.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Are you so dumb you're DUMB HUH???!!!

[Skorpion]

Are you so dumb you're DUMB HUH???!!!

As a matter of fact, no u.

[MegaScientifical]

Have you ever considered yourself hot for other men?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Why do my testicles seem to be growing but the rest of my snake appears to be the same size?
(Serious question, it's a little weird...)

[MegaScientifical]

Because you aren't masturbating enough? Balls make sperm, and it goes to the p-spot. If you masturbate, more can drain into the p-spot, and you'll have smaller balls. Totally bet you didn't know any of that.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Because you aren't masturbating enough? Balls make sperm, and it goes to the p-spot. If you masturbate, more can drain into the p-spot, and you'll have smaller balls. Totally bet you didn't know any of that.

Not the problem, I guarantee you.

[Col. Burton]

If you masturbate, more can drain into the p-spot, and you'll have smaller balls.

So if I fap too much I'll run out of balls?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

So if I fap too much I'll run out of balls?

OH stuff

and it's not like I dislike having big bawlz.
It's just that, I'd kinda like the rest to grow with 'em.

[Supersylox]

So if I fap too much I'll run out of balls?

THE IMAGE

[Vegetarian Zombie]

GROW, DAMN snake

[MegaScientifical]

Ball size is not like height or something, it depends on temperature and stuff. Google this stuff.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Ball size is not like height or something, it depends on temperature and stuff. Google this stuff.

Kay.