Have you ever considered yourself hot for other men?
No. I am Skorpion. I AM A DIMENSION.
Why do my testicles seem to be growing but the rest of my snake appears to be the same size?
(Serious question, it's a little weird...)
I sliced them open and put balloons in there.
Because you aren't masturbating enough? Balls make sperm, and it goes to the p-spot. If you masturbate, more can drain into the p-spot, and you'll have smaller balls. Totally bet you didn't know any of that.
I MASTERBATE PLENTY
Not the problem, I guarantee you.
THe PROBLEM IS THAT YOU FAP TO THE WRONG research
So if I fap too much I'll run out of balls?
If you please mee, I may grant you another pair.
OH stuff
and it's not like I dislike having big bawlz.
It's just that, I'd kinda like the rest to grow with 'em.
I refuse to grant you a larger snake. It would take away my influence in this world.
THE IMAGE
IS loveY
GROW, DAMN snake
NAY snake. SHRINK I SAY
Kay.
NAY NOT KAI
Although if your balls start changing colors, get to the hospital. They might have to remove one or both.
Nope. You must eat them, then and only then can I grant more.
OH forget
no, wait
I get it now...
okay, I just have to wait a couple more years, I guess.
No, you shall wait millenia.
are you some kind of fuker that copied lizzy's topic that copied tesla's topic
the answer: yes
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME
I should do this
Possibly. But mine is too awesome
