Speak like a proper Englishman!

[FrozenEye]

Speak fancy like a proper Englishman!

Simply go to this website and show orf yer skills!

[Ad Bot]

[Roknrollwill]

wotcher sir, would thou fancy some bread and jam.

[mp7964]

forget the police = boink the plod

[Fireboy]

I knobbed a slewed hobknocker from the rub dub!

[Slugger]

"I kicked y'r mum 's in the poochie."
"Liverpool, Manchester is going to be kicked in the boobarse."
"Yanks gave us a god damn hurricane."
"y'r mater will be shot in the aris harder than my William Shakespeare james blunt."

[Kira40]

I am peckish

[Roknrollwill]

I didn't know if yeh knew, but I'm going to tell yeh anyroad. There seems to be a leakage over at the dome, would yeh mind fixing it? Oh and whilst yeh 're at it, could yeh also dae me another favour? sterling, I need yeh to cheque on my lads over at the marketplace, they were found lost and then found by a creeper olde man.

[Tokthree]

"Speak fancy like a proper Englishman!"

Er, no?
This is 1800's - early 1900's slang made by poor roosterney bastards that lived in slums

[TheKhoz]

I watch ye in the shower, taking orf y'r clothes, so mafted.

[COOKIEZ]

I had a smashing time at the pub last night!

[Nickelob Ultra]

>proper Englishman
>british slang

[Tokthree]

>proper Englishman
>british slang

Most of it isn't even used anymore

[Roknrollwill]

Did thou ever see that film over in the colonies! It was quite funny, but it was bleedin' inappropriate. Would thou fancy to see it again with me, it gave me the willies.

[Davy]

dosh

[brickface26]

LODS A EMONE
forget