Confederate States of America (movie): Most forgeted up stuff ever.

[Wafflajizzles]

I just finished watching it. My god, was it stupid. Apparently, after the south won the war, they took the alphabet and wrote it backwards, and that became english. The cold war was between the US and canada, because canada kept like 300 free slaves from the civil war. The commercials were so tribal, it was funny. And the way people acted was if god was the center of the universe and controlled everything in life. They even added amen to the end of the pledge of allegiance.The CSA almost allied with Riddler, but remained neutral. White people was also added to the pledge of allegiance.

I only watched it for the commercials, because those were funny.

[Ad Bot]

[Belogna]

LIEH RELTIH

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

I just finished watching it. My god, was it stupid. Apparently, after the south won the war, they took the alphabet and wrote it backwards, and that became english. The cold war was between the US and canada, because canada kept like 300 free slaves from the civil war. The commercials were so tribal, it was funny. And the way people acted was if god was the center of the universe and controlled everything in life. They even added amen to the end of the pledge of allegiance.The CSA almost allied with Riddler, but remained neutral. White people was also added to the pledge of allegiance.

I only watched it for the commercials, because those were funny.

down here white people call everyone in the North Yankees.

[Skip]

I hate the South.
I want to move. ;-;

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

I hate the South.
I want to move. ;-;

only 3 reasons I'll be staying in the South.
1. Better houses
2. I hate the cold
3. Florida :D

[Wafflajizzles]

The entire movie followed this:

Rabble rabble, tribal commercial

rabble rabble rabble, we invade south america for no reason

rabble rabble rabble wafgagfanggun tribal commercial and then suddenly world war 2 and JFK

rabble, JFK is assassinated, all hopes of slave freedom is crushed, everyone goes back to being rabble rabble we're white

rabble rabble, tribal commercial, confederate flag, confederate pledge, confederate flag, end.

That's the plotline. I'm not exaggerating one bit.

[Mushroom man]

Hmmmmm. Relatively off-topic, I found "the Patriot" to be HORRID. It was just so loving historically inaccurate and it was the biggest pile of propaganda I have ever seen. 1 guy against 5 English soldiers!? Bullstuff! And in any case, the 13 Colonies would not have been able to separate from England without getting stuff tonnes of troops from France, whereas in the movie, the French where depicted as incompetent oafs who kept delaying until that one friend had almost single-handedly won the war. I hate that movie.

[battlebrain]

What the forget?..

[Jacob/Lee]

I play too much Liberal Crime Squad, I came here expecting some insanely pro-Conservative movie.

[comr4de]

If that's what you got out of the film you need to go back and watch it again with an open mind

[TheKhoz]

only 3 reasons I'll be staying in the South.
1. Better houses
2. I hate the cold
3. Florida :D

There's this thing, yea, it's called Arizona.

Warm, hardly any weather.

[Wafflajizzles]

If that's what you got out of the film you need to go back and watch it again with an open mind

It seemed semi-realistic at the start, with the french and british joining the confederates. Then, after the civil war era and reconstruction, it kind of degenerated into stupid things. I don't think the world would have stood by as the united states colonized South america for no reason and continued the slave trade across the world. Nor would I believe that the CSA would hold  a grudge against Canada for some two hundred unfreed slaves.

[pie man]

I live in southern Kentucky :P South is alright country as can be but that's how I like it I may not talk southern I actully at times talk like someone you would find on Gta San Andreas Other times I talk with a country accent it just depends on how I feel at that moment heres the scale on how I talk

Normal--Regular southern accent 
Little mad--A mix in between southern and black (No racism)
Real mad--No southern at all pure rage
Pissed--You wont even know me anymore it's all like a "Gangster in the hood" talk until I knock someone out.

[LizzyRascal]

Pie Man you tribal piece of loving stuff.

 

[stuntman021]

that's p much what would happen if modern confederates ran this country