Neuro - The drinks that can change your behavior?

[PewPewKablam]

http://DrinkNeuro.com/

So apparently they can change your mood, or make your mind more active, or even put you to sleep. I tried the Neuro Sonic and didn't see much of a difference, but I haven't tried it in a situation where I actually need to think hard - Like Math - yet.

There are 8 types of Neuro drinks, you should begin to see them in gas stations and local retailers soon. Some appeared in my gas station just yesterday.

The different flavors are:

NeuroGasm - NeuroGasm® is a delicious drink designed to promote better loveual health and provide you with the right kind of energy when you need it most.

NeuroSonic - NeuroSonic® increases high level mental functioning: better memory, alertness and concentration.

NeuroSleep - NeuroSleep™ has a unique formula designed to promote restful sleep and improve overall sleep quality.

NeuroSun - NeuroSun™ provides all the benefits of Vitamin D without the harmful UV rays of the sun.

NeuroAqua - NeuroAqua™ is refreshing spring water from the Californian Adobe Springs — considered by many to be the world's purest source of water.

NeuroBliss - NeuroBliss® eliminates stress and promotes happiness without affecting your energy levels.

NeuroSport - NeuroSport™ replenishes your body during and after exercise with five key electrolytes and twelve good-for-you minerals.

NeuroTrim - NeuroTrim™ promotes healthy weight loss. Find a leaner you in every bottle™.


And yes, NeuroGasm is exactly what you think it is.

So what do you guys think, is it real or just a placebo? They are 2 bucks a pop at my gas station.

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[Gojira]

I dunno, I'll have to try it for myself.

[Frontrox]

A placebo.

[fred da kiko]

i'd have to try them out, the neuroaqua seems like a ripoff to me, not that bottled water is any better...

[Lil Robot]

neurogasm will always be my favorite :)

also, drank neurosleep once, it actually works.

[Kobewarrior]

NeuroSun is something I would use if it worked.

[Messes]

If anything they put chemicals (obviously) into it that do actually promote what it says they promote, however it is probably such a low amount that it might make a slight difference, but it's not like you drink the NeuroGasm and automatically make you last 5 hours more in bed. Legally, I assume, they can say it does what it does even if they just put a little big of whatever chemical does whatever for your brain.

That or hardcore placebo ripoff but I'm leaning more towards the first one. Nothing to get all crazy about.

[Roknrollwill]

NeuroSun - NeuroSun™ provides all the benefits of Vitamin D without the harmful UV rays of the sun.

I have two jokes for this.

1. Why do I need to buy something I can already get for free?
2. Now we can populate underground!

[PewPewKablam]

On the back of the bottles there's a list of random stuff they put in it. I'll go get mine and post what it says on the back.

[_Rave_]

This is probably 25% chemical, 75% placebo effect.

[zookuw]

@NeuroSun Vitamin D is useless without the sun the sun causes vD to turn into the stuff that is good for us. (Vitamin D₃)

These work as well as idoser. (They don't work and they are a placebo effect.)

[Kobewarrior]

2. Now we can populate underground!

Only downside is cave-ins.

[Kira100000]

I've had Neurosun before and it was bluh bluh HUGE bitch

[Roknrollwill]

Only downside is cave-ins.

I was referring to the City of Ember..

now the joke is ruined :c

[fred da kiko]

@NeuroSun Vitamin D is useless without the sun the sun causes vD to turn into the stuff that is good for us. (Vitamin D₃)

These work as well as idoser. (They don't work and they are a placebo effect.)

we need vitamin D to absorb calcium.