Author Topic: I loving hate it when furniture seems to attack you  (Read 2607 times)

I am running through kictchen.
Trip over the little floor divider dividing the carpet and the kitchen flooring.

What happens to you too much?
sorry ninja edit

Getting hit by furniture

sorry ninja edit
Getting hit by furniture
Personal recollection or scream out loud curse?

I am running through kictchen.
Trip over the little floor divider dividing the carpet and the kitchen flooring.
I loving hate that
running outside
trip over small object like a rock or those weird things where one cement step is highter then the other in the sidewalk
suddenly lose balance and fall

I am running through kictchen.
Trip over the little floor divider dividing the carpet and the kitchen flooring.
I have one of those, in one spot of it there are like nails or some stuff sticking out of it. It doesn't really affect you when you are walking, but sometimes I play with my dog and I crawl through the area. The nail pierces my knee and I start bleeding.

It isn't fun.

I loving hate that
running outside
trip over small object like a rock or those weird things where one cement step is highter then the other in the sidewalk
suddenly lose balance and fall
>Put hands out in front of you
>Scrap all parts of the palm of your hand

Hey liscen to this it seems no matter what there is somthing trying to take me down but nah I aint going yet I have been fighting agaist death since day one when things go bad I just go rage and can push through everthing not even my cousin who was a football player could hold me back nor could he get out of my gripping headlock when he though he could take my wallet and I was only playing now if it was somone else not playing I coulv crushed there neck and get it over with.


Also not to long ago I was moving computers into a shed and my already possibuly broke toe hit the computers and hurt badly crippling my walk so I just limped and got the last computer and got it in there.

We had a pool table in our living room and I hit my side on it hard

The seat's in our bus cut me once or twice

My bike did a 360 while I was on it flipping me off of it

a tv feel on me as a kid leaving a scar above my eye I might take pics and show you the scar

I rode through a thorn bush

I fell backwords into some desk didnt feel good

feel back in a chair smashing into the floor

playing basket ball in gym and I was hit hard accidently by another player a freind of mine helped me back up

 I slipped and above my eye hit a solid steel safe hurt like hell
Yea thats my list I could go on but  Idont wanna.

I
>Put hands out in front of you
>Scrap all parts of the palm of your hand
hate that feeling. The loving feeling that scraped palms give you is terrible.

Whenever I wear jackets, they always get caught on certain long door handles and yank me back. :C

Whenever I wear jackets, they always get caught on certain long door handles and yank me back. :C
I think those door's want your body.

You just have some paranoia that furniture wants to kill you or some stuff.

"Haha, just running to the refridgerator!"
(Slip because I'm wearing socks)

Whenever I wear jackets, they always get caught on certain long door handles and yank me back. :C
That always happens when im trying to run away from somthing/someone

Once my shirt was caught on a nail and it ripped my sleeve now it has a large cut on the sleave

That always happens when im trying to run away from somthing/someone

Once my shirt was caught on a nail and it ripped my sleeve now it has a large cut on the sleave
"Carpeting nail mugged me."

a chair attacked me with an aluminum bat once but i just knocked it down