North Korea's new plan to take over South Korea

[Nickelob Ultra]

It's simple.

We heat up the climate to above 90 degrees.

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[Stocking]

Koreans have squinty eyes.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Koreans have squinty eyes.

Very good brown townysis!

Now, why, though?

[Belogna]

Very good brown townysis!

Now, why, though?

Because their eyes were strained from the sun.

[*Magick* Mage]

Very good brown townysis!

Now, why, though?

We must use Science to discover this!

I'll get the microwave and blender. We must do this right.

[Nickelob Ultra]

We must use Science to discover this!

I'll get the microwave and blender. We must do this right.

WAIT, this can also be used to make a weapon to heat up their environment.

We will then use a tactic similar to "Blitzkrieg" where we just RUSH in.

We can do this.  We have the technology.

[Clone v.117]

We will need some test samples, someone go get us some Koreans!

[Nickelob Ultra]

We will need some test samples, someone go get us some Koreans!

I'll offer any Korean on this forum a sneak peek at Starcraft 3 if they submit to the test.

[Belogna]

I'll offer any Korean on this forum a sneak peek at Starcraft 3 if they submit to the test.

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[Jubel]

30 isn't very hot.

[Travis [bob36455]]

Homefront IRL

[*Magick* Mage]

WAIT, this can also be used to make a weapon to heat up their environment.

We will then use a tactic similar to "Blitzkrieg" where we just RUSH in.

We can do this.  We have the technology.

Science!

Now, let's see. How many microwaves? Like...six? Maybe seven?

[Clone v.117]

Science!

Now, let's see. How many microwaves? Like...six? Maybe seven?

South Korea is a big place, better make it seven.

[*Magick* Mage]

South Korea is a big place, better make it seven.

Mmm. We'll also need a power source.

Potato batteries, anyone?

[Nickelob Ultra]

Mmm. We'll also need a power source.

Potato batteries, anyone?

I've got some double-A's...