Author Topic: American Football-FOOTBALL IS GAY LOEL!1!1111  (Read 2288 times)

American Football
American football is a sport played between two teams of eleven with the objective of scoring points by advancing the ball into the opposing team's end zone. Known in the United States simply as football, it may also be referred to informally as gridiron.


The ball can be advanced by running with it or throwing it to a teammate. Points can be scored by carrying the ball over the opponent's goal line, catching a pass thrown over that goal line, kicking the ball through the opponent's goal posts or tackling an opposing ball carrier in his own end zone.


In the United States, the major forms are high school football, college football and professional football. Each of these three are played under slightly different rules. High school football is governed by the National Federation of State High School Associations, while college football by the National Collegiate Athletic Association and National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics. The major league for professional football is the National Football League (NFL). Other minor professional leagues also exist in the U.S., and may also have slightly different rules from those of the NFL.


The sport is also played in Europe, Japan, Mexico, and several other countries. The International Federation of American Football acts as an international governing body for the sport, but the organization has little standing in the United States.
American football is closely related to Canadian football but with some differences in rules and the field. Both sports can be traced to early versions of association football and rugby football.

Inb4FOOTBALL IS GAYYYYYYY!

I was just at a highschool football game, stuff's so much fun to hang out with your friends at.

I was just at a highschool football game, stuff's so much fun to hang out with your friends at.
I play but it's not fun cause linemen never get recognized.

Football IS gay though.
Aussie football is okay though...

I play but it's not fun cause linemen never get recognized.
Oh, I don't play, I just chill w/ friends.



This is the first things I thought of when I saw this thread.

I dislike football, as well as all sports. though I do see its purpose Our bloodlust must be quenched somehow, the Romans did this with gladiators, we, due to the fact that gladiatorial combat to the death is frowned upon, do it with football players

I dislike football, as well as all sports. though I do see its purpose Our bloodlust must be quenched somehow, the Romans did this with gladiators, we, due to the fact that gladiatorial combat to the death is frowned upon, do it with football players
Well we can't legally tackle somebody and break there ribs.

Comeon who doesnt want to tackle other people?

NO HOMO!
I mean really football is fun because its a tough sport for the people who have the balls to stand up and run into another person knockign them to the ground and then you can charge on like a tank

Well we can't legally tackle somebody and break there ribs.

I never said you could.

Comeon who doesnt want to tackle other people?

NO HOMO!
I mean really football is fun because its a tough sport for the people who have the balls to stand up and run into another person knockign them to the ground and then you can charge on like a tank

this, my friends is why I dislike football players.

I was never interested in football as a sport that I would play and actually get into.
That said I do play small games with half ass rules with 5 or 6 buddies down at the schools field now and then. We also sometimes go out just to throw a football back and forth if we have nothing better to do.

every football game i watch
i get bored about 5 - 10 minutes in

this, my friends is why I dislike football players.
Well, I like catching the ball mostly my coach's want me to be a linemen
Part of the reason I stopped playing football. 

Anyone else enjoyed watching the Ravens forget up the Steelers 35-7 last weekend as much as I did?  :cookieMonster:

I only see the ball in football to be used for playing catch. So football IMO is boring. hockey and Soccer are the good stuff.