send them demon stuff. I'm assuming their dumb so they'll believe them and get paranoid.
I don't even have a baseball bat. Are there any simillar objects I could use?
Just grab one, throw him to the ground; beat of the other. Then when the otherone gets up just shove slam his head against a locker.Or just beat them with a bag of oranges, or quarters , or butter
PVC pipe bro. It hurts and makes a funny clunking sound when you hit people in the kneecaps.
BONK