Post your chuck norris jokes

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

I got one
When chuck norris plays russain roulette
with a full clip
he gets a click

[Ad Bot]

[Cybersix]

Really?
People still like Chuck Norris jokes?

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

Really?
People still like Chuck Norris jokes?

Hell yes :p

[Bahamut]

Chuck Norris once visited the US Virgin Islands.
Now, they're called the Islands.
eh

[hankyje]

What's a Chuck Norris joke?

I've only heard of Chuck Norris facts.

[brickface26]

How do you kill Chuck Norris?








With a knife.

[kake]

this 1 tiem chuuke noriis playd Annoying Orangeit nd won 1rd plase

[Proog]

Chuck Norris IS a joke.
Saxton Hale is far manlier, stronger, and fantabulouser.

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

this 1 tiem chuuke noriis playd Annoying Orangeit nd won 1rd plase

Is that jibberish
I wanna go there someday

[Cybersix]

How do you kill Chuck Norris?








With a knife.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFMR97v53ss

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

Chuck Norris IS NOT a joke.
Saxton Hale is Not manlier, stronger, and fantabulouser.

[TheChaosCarrier]

so chuck norris walks into a bar and the bartender says
"hey, want to hear people on an online forum of legos post jokes about you?"

and chuck norris goes
"nope.avi"

[brickface26]

Chuck Norris IS a joke.
Saxton Hale is far manlier, stronger, and fantabulouser.

Saxton Hale once breathed on a man. This man became Chuck Norris.

[The Corporation]

SAXTON
HAAAAAALE

[Shell]

Chuck Norris IS a joke.
Saxton Hale is far manlier, stronger, and fantabulouser.

Chuck never shaved his chest hair into a COUNTRY NOW DID HE!