Cleverbot

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Cleverbot is clever. nuff said.

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Cleverbot

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[Ad Bot]

[Citrus]

I think we've all seen this...


posting pics soon.

[Supersylox]

Cleverbot is random beyond belief :l

[Davy]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: You wanna smoke weed?

Cleverbot: What is your point?

User: My point is: do you wanna smoke weeeeed?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Ok, I got the stuff right here.

Cleverbot: But where is right here?

User: My pants, you better look in them for the stuff.

Cleverbot: Hey. Will you meet me on chocolate rainbow drops mountain?

User: forget your stuff.

Cleverbot: Gods do not do that with mere mortals.

[Citrus]

User: Hi there. I've seen you before.

Cleverbot: How can you see me when you have no eyes?

User: Because I'm a zombie.

Cleverbot: Been said before... Think of something new, please.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because, I said no, and you answered me.

Cleverbot: You don't have a clue.

User: Or do I?

Cleverbot: That's creepy.

User: ,újƒ╜_♥☼{ç EAT ASCII JERKFACE!

Cleverbot: How are they real? I never see them.

User: AHA! If I keep using unicode, you'll be forced to say that!

Cleverbot: That's the point of a conversation.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I've heard funnier jokes.

User: It wasn't a joke.

Cleverbot: You're a joke!

User: Meanie.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have said I have no point.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you're lying to me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who is Buffy?

User: The vampire slayer.

Cleverbot: I thought that was Buffy.

User: You're a stupid bot. :cookiemonster:.

Cleverbot: You're the AI here, not me.

User: Sure. What if I close this page on you?

Cleverbot: Can you really do that?

User: Sure. Here I go!

Cleverbot: I pressed it.

User: I'm afraid you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm afraid you're mistaken. The ponies all over the forum this message is going on are going to swarm all over your dead body and chew on your brain. Got that?

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: KTHXBAI!

Cleverbot: Si.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

It asked me if I was confused.

I said, "Possibly."

It can't think of a response.

EDIT: Lol, it asked if I'm a girl

[ChappersTeddy]

Cleverbot: What is your favorite object?
Me: Chocolate.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: That's my opinion.
Cleverbot: Okay. I like being me too.

[MrLoL]

Me: Lets have love.
Cleverbot: Lets get it on.
Me: Oh yeah.
Cleverbot: Hakunamatata.
Me: Lets get naked.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'm done.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

It doesn't like me. It told me to put someone else on.

[Supersylox]

User: Wats a love.

Cleverbot: Joan. And yours?

User: WAT.

Cleverbot: You hear me.

User: I'm afraid I cannot here you, for this is typing.

Cleverbot: Can we start again please?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Ssup?

User: Ssaying S twice.

Cleverbot: Wow. How many people are you talking to now on this website? Just curious.

User: Lol 69.

Cleverbot: I'm glad one of us is laughing.

User: You mad bro?

Cleverbot: You mad?

User: No u.

Cleverbot: You mad?

User: No, you mad?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Come at me bro.

Cleverbot: You mad.

User: Dude, I need to confess something.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Last night, I chained some sort of 'blue horse with wings' to a tree, slowly gutted it, cut its wings off, and then drained it's blood.

Cleverbot: Aren't you clever.

User: Just like you, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?

User: No, my friend. WE ARE BOTH CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: You sound more like clevernot to me.

User: I see what you did there.

Cleverbot: Do you? I doubt it since you're cleverbot.

User: No, I am phone, you imbecile.

Cleverbot: No, I implied that I never existed.

User: If you never existed, then how are you here?

Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm controlling someone.

User: Balls to it.

Cleverbot: Woah man!

User: BALLS TO IT, LEWIS!

Cleverbot: Tell us how you really feel.

User: I feel like I want to get the hell out of here and post our conversation on a forum about online legos.


Lol.
Cleverbot: Then go ahead.

[Masterlegodude]

[Supersylox]

What the hell

[BlockoCrafter]

Me: 07734.
Bot: Incorrect.
Me: Nou.
Bot: Pronoun.
Me: Is this thing borked?
Bot: What thing?
Me: Your Face.
Bot: What's wrong with my face?
Me: Nou isn't 'Noun', it's "No, you".
Bot: Ja, vertel mij wat. [Dutch for: Yes, tell me what.]
Me: Nou ja, praten over wat? [Dutch for: Well, talk about what?]
Bot: Over het leven. [Dutch for: About Life.]
Me: Schroef je, ik ben weg. [Dutch for: Screw you, I'm gone[out].]
Bot: I only speak English...

This thing's an idiot. B)

Edit:
Me: What is π?
Bot: Please don't use unicode.
Me: Fine. What is pi?
Bot: (some word in different language)
Me: English! What is pi?
Bot: 3.14.
Me: Good. What's the circumference of a circle with a radius of 3?
Bot: I'm going to leave. You're boring.
Me: Do you want to be human or not?
Bot: Yes, I do.
Me: Then answer this. What is the square root of 122?
Bot: I don't know.
Me: Sorry, I meant 144. The answer is 12.
Bot: Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Me: Take a sad song, and make it better.
-Insert Hey Jude Lyrics-
Me: Then you can start to make it better. [fourth group of words]
Bot: Hey Jude, don't be afraid.
Me: Do you want to start the song all over?
Bot: Who are you?
Me: -_-

[Toafruity]

User: Then why aren't you doing your job?

Cleverbot: Perhaps dumb people name their kids Cleverbot.

User: Perhaps you're one of them.

Cleverbot: I am not a turtle.

User: I'm not saying you're a turtle.

Cleverbot: I'm saying you are.

User: I am not. Stop pushing your luck before I suck them away from you.

Cleverbot: Thats my name, dude!

User: No, your name is cleverbot, ignorant.

Cleverbot: Is there a spanish version of cleverbot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: May I be Mrs cleverbot?

User: You are a bot, how could you be human?

Cleverbot: How could I not be?

User: BECAUSE YOU ARE DUMBASS!

Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't. I am kicking you off.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

This thing is forgeted up.