The object to the direct left of you is now in your ass.

[Sheath]

If you splashed it all over your ass trying, you probably had a wet dream.  

Oddly enough I've never managed to do this even when having lucid dream seckzy times. I can also pee with great force and never leak a drop in reality huehue.

Too much info. <3

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[PowerDag]

Oddly enough I've never managed to do this. I had lucid seckzy time a lot and gasm'd but I woke up and nothing was there. I can also pee with great force and never leak a drop in reality huehue.

Too much info. <3

you are a god among lucid dreamers.

[Sheath]

HURP

[Stick Man]

My sister left One of those kiddy cups they give to children at most restaurants to my left. And also some Lysol.

FFFFFFFF-

[deadpossom]

milk

lol

[TurnipBlog]

Oh dear lord. Not a door.

[IkeTheGeneric]

an ass

assception

[Vegetarian Zombie]

A recliner...
ow

[Kazami]

Great now there's a printer in my ass.

[HellHound]

Lovely. A small straw is up my ass, a bowl, a small peice of paper, a pill bottle, a DOOR, two cuesticks, a hat, and my suspenders.

[TomTheGeek²]

a loving HUGE FAN.

[Aide33]

My ass now can photo copy and print in 64 different colors!
It also includes a USB port!

[HellHound]

(For fun)
My ass now contains: A human being, a giant studio lamp, a table, an industrial sized fan, a computer gurney thing, and some props.
WONDERFUL!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

My ass now can photo copy and print in 64 different colors!
It also includes a USB port!

I have a special drive for your USB port...

[PowerDag]

My ass now can photo copy and print in 64 different colors!
It also includes a USB port!

It's funny because it's ironic.