Author Topic: What the forget Dad!  (Read 2524 times)


You do realize pubes are any sort of hair besides the bit on top of your head.
You do realize pubes are any sort of hair in your pubic region.

YOU ARE BECOMING A MAN
*rips shirt off*
COME, LET US FLEX OUR ABS.

but that...
but you...
oh you :cookieMonster:

I have stuff tons of ass hair.
It becomes a real problem when I stuff. It gets caught in the hairs. After every stuff I have to take a shower, or wipe my ass for a half hour.

I have stuff tons of ass hair.
It becomes a real problem when I stuff. It gets caught in the hairs. After every stuff I have to take a shower, or wipe my ass for a half hour.
Shreds it into minced meat... but stuff.

I have the same problem with chest hair because when i stuff it gets all over my chest and i have to have a shower for half an hour.
Or am i doing it wrong?

That bass gave me the hairiest body. what the forget


Be 9, have pubes, be 10, hairy legs, be 12 have ass hair, be 13 have chest hair.



DA forget DAD!


Discus
Why does ass hair come before chest hair? lol

So I'm not the only one with a forest on my balls?

*insert dane cook joke about his dad's crazy looking testicles

I've got hairy as hell legs and starfish if that makes you feel better.


wow jesus christ that crotch bump mr. hale

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE ADULTHOOD

wow jesus christ that crotch bump mr. hale
Why are you looking at his crotch hmm?