Author Topic: haha funny jokes (Read 908 times)

Nymethus · September 19, 2011, 01:10:03 PM

A man finds a penguin. He doesn't know what to do with it, so he visits the police station.
A police officer tells him to take the penguin to the zoo.
The next day the same police officer happens to meet the man again, noticing that he still has the penguin with him.
-Did you not take the penguin to the zoo? he says.
-I did, answers he man. Today I'm taking it to the movies!

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mp7964 · September 19, 2011, 01:14:18 PM

A teenager sells his pubes to a fat kid
the fat kid goes to his friends and says "I GOT PUBES BEFORE YOU ALL DID"
his friends tell him he's a dumbass.
the teenager won't buy his pubes back, so the fat kid tells the teenager's parents that there is an abused horse at a ranch, knowing the farmer has a shotgun and kills trespassers.
The fat kid waits in the bushes and takes the bodies after the farmer shoots them
the teenager doesn't know that his parents are dead, so he puts pubes from every kid in town into some chilly, and gives it to the fat kid. The fat kid eats the chilly, but it isn't the pube chilly, it's the chef's chilly.
The kid then gives the teenager his parents in the chilly, after the teenager eats it, the kid explains what has happened, then does a victory dance and gets his money back.

The end.

Skorpion · September 19, 2011, 01:16:22 PM

Quote from: MoThErloving MiRaClEs on September 19, 2011, 01:11:18 PM

MoThErloving hIlArIoUs.

Here's a funny joke.
Your life.

Isaac Fox · September 19, 2011, 01:19:54 PM

He might not be a troll after all. He has an avatar now.

Nymethus · September 19, 2011, 01:20:12 PM

Quote from: mp7964 on September 19, 2011, 01:14:18 PM

-snip-

So it's funny because it's a weird horrible story? or what

DracoSoul · September 19, 2011, 01:21:21 PM

Quote from: mp7964 on September 19, 2011, 01:14:18 PM

A teenager sells his pubes to a fat kid
the fat kid goes to his friends and says "I GOT PUBES BEFORE YOU ALL DID"
his friends tell him he's a dumbass.
the teenager won't buy his pubes back, so the fat kid tells the teenager's parents that there is an abused horse at a ranch, knowing the farmer has a shotgun and kills trespassers.
The fat kid waits in the bushes and takes the bodies after the farmer shoots them
the teenager doesn't know that his parents are dead, so he puts pubes from every kid in town into some chilly, and gives it to the fat kid. The fat kid eats the chilly, but it isn't the pube chilly, it's the chef's chilly.
The kid then gives the teenager his parents in the chilly, after the teenager eats it, the kid explains what has happened, then does a victory dance and gets his money back.

The end.

south park sucks