Itt: We pretend were posting in missed connections on craigslist

[zookuw]

Saw you walking on the street last night I told you you had a nice ass and you called me a freak I followed you and you ran away.

I just want to talk to you whats your address?

[Ad Bot]

[D3ATHCAT]

I DON'T WANT YOUR RUBIX CUBE, EVEN IF IT IS FOR SALE.

[Supersylox]

PLZPLZPLZ I JSUT WAN STIK IN UR POPER

[LizzyRascal]

I DON'T WANT TO COME TO YOUR DAMN ORGY.

[Nickelob Ultra]

TITS?

[HellHound]

Why is everybody talking in caps?

[Big Brother]

Lets play a nice game of sudoku

[zookuw]

http://maine.craigslist.org/mis/

Read and learn how to post guys.

[snot2]

my connection is missed

[Nickelob Ultra]

http://maine.craigslist.org/mis/

Read and learn how to post guys.

Why were you reading it in the first place?

[COOKIEZ]

PLZPLZPLZ I JSUT WAN STIK IN UR POPER

Hello new signature.

Ontopic:

Lets play a nice game of sudoku

SUDKO SI FOR NREDS LETS HVAE BUT SECKX

[Shadoku]

RE: Why don't you ask me out.

[Colten]

Someone left one of these for my sister before lol

It was like "this is to the girl with 2 kids i saw at the laundromat, i thought you were the most beautiful person ive ever seen. please respond if you see this"

It was so sad.

[Skateaton]

"Im the one who stuck in your pooper last night, I think i also came a bit in your pusillanimous individual, that was fun, want to do that again?"

[james4115]

"You took my order at taco bell last night while I was high, it might have been the drugs but DAMN YOU WERE HOT"