You are in the valve headquaters
>You walk in the lift
>Gaben is standing there
>He asks what floor you want
>You say; "3rd floor"
>Gaben says; "We don't do 3rd's here"
>He then lets loose the most foul and bitter fart you've ever heard or felt vibrations from
>Half way between floor 1 and 2 Gaben presses the stop button
>He slowly walks to you and places his hand on your chest
>He moves his hand slowly down and around your back
>You are too stunned at what's happening to react
>He places his hand inside your bag and takes your specially made chicken salad tortilla.
>After he presses the stop button again he starts to eat your lunch
>You are crying, he smiles at this.
>"You want HL3 don't you?"
>You nod because it's the only way you can respond
>He places his ass on your head and lets loose another jew killer
>You pass out
>When you come to you are chained to a surgical table
>You look around in the darkness to find nothing except gaben standing there in skintight latex and holding a branding iron
>"How much do you want it?"
