Tell the user above politely that they're fat

[TheKhoz]

You know, it might be that dress, but you look a little tiny tiny bit more girth is than usual.

Again, it's probably not you, just me or that dress.

[Ad Bot]

[plad101]

Yo Fatass!

[Jerkface]

I drew you a picture!  I gave it your haaair, and your weird-furry-obsession... and your...

[Specever]

you're fat

[Murkling]

You're very underweight.

You should eat more food, its not healthy to be that skinny! :o

[Skorpion]

I don't think your grasping the concept of a SEAfood diet.

[PowerDag]

Word of advice: Don't be a mother.
Folks'll be dissin' you like a math test on Fridays.

[Yo-Yo Kirby]

Um.

[Comatose]

You're a fatass. Stop eating King Dededede.

[Supersylox]

UR A FUCING FATY

[Comatose]

hugums.

[Skorpion]

I'd invite you round for tea.
But I've gotta eat too, ya know

[DrenDran]

I'm not going to sugarcoat it, beacause you'd probably eat that too.

[Mega-Bear]

Excuse me sir/ma'am, but I'd like to alert you that you are overweight by the US Health Foundation's standards. If it's a biological problem, that's perfectly rational, but if it's from your habits then I'd recommend you get off the couch and clean up those discarded bags of chips you disgusting slob.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Lol u faty

:I