Can we have ice cream and watch The Office reruns?
In my house, only gelato is permitted and every television must have at least 50 hours of I Love Lucy playing time a week. Communism is also forbidden because last time I invited Stalin over he spilled wine all over the carpets and it took him 6 months to get laborers in their to clean it up. Ya, it was free, but they cleaned the rugs with wool and vodka so I had to completely redo the room......