You're just so god damn controlling, you never let me do what I want to do!
It's not fair. I wish dad was still alive.
Well he's not, and you know why? Because he ate lunchables, got cancer,
and died. He died to death, son, do you want that to happen to you? No. No one does. Now eat your apple before I have to
make you eat it. And next time you talk back to me, you're going to wish you were your father.
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