Today i was going to biology class, as usual, when i met this girl i've had my eye on. Let's call her Megan. anywan, i was talking to megan when some jock from the varsity team comes up and pushes us both to the ground. Megan had cut herself and i was obviously mad. I helped her up and went to talk to the jock. When I went up to him one of his friends told me to forget off or else, I told him to calm his stuff. He tried to punch me but i just side stepped it and punched him square in the jaw. His other friends were trying to strangle me now but i was too quick for them. One of them tried to uppercut me but I grabbed his arm and twisted it until he was on the ground, where I kicked him in the face. The third jock, now scared because I had beaten all his friends, tried to play dirty and knee me in the balls. I just backed up, grabbed his leg and smashed it into his face. Later I was talking to megan and she told me about her boyfriend.
and i made this stuff up, i'm a loving poet.