Disprove the Above Person's Abilities.

[Jerkface]

The person disproves the ability stated by the above person.

Example:

P1:  I can burn buildings with fire!

P2:  Too poor for a lighter, too stupid for Boy-Scouts training.

       I can fly.

P1: No wings to do so by yourself.




--~  I can build a satellite.  ~--

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[Flamecannon]

sure you can but you can't afford the materials!

I can draw ;-;

[CapTMeaT]

no you cant shut up

no


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no

noi

[Custard]

no

I can reverse time

[MyNameIsYou]

With your face




i can jump

with my nose

[rockslide26]

You have no head.

I can rape you all with my richard.

[Jerkface]

You're a woman.


I can throw gerbils 4 miles away.

[Kingdaro]

There's a brick wall right there.

I can see through the earth.

[Flamecannon]

good luck finding a far off island!!!!

I can breath

[Shell]

no you cant

i can fart

[Mushroom man]

That's nothing to be proud of.

I can interject.

[Flamecannon]

no you cant

i can stuff

[rockslide26]

You star fish has a cork in it.

I can rip off your hands with my richard.

[Kingdaro]

my hands are made of diamond

i can suck

[Mushroom man]

Yes you do.
I can fart money