Author Topic: Disprove the Above Person's Abilities. (Read 1323 times)

Kingdaro · September 23, 2011, 10:01:56 PM

stuffty money

i can walk on water

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Jerkface · September 23, 2011, 10:02:14 PM

Ice is water.

I can lie.

Mushroom man · September 23, 2011, 10:03:22 PM

Then you are a cake.

I can eat people.

Amy L:D · September 23, 2011, 10:09:53 PM

Then you're a fatass.

I invented the Flux Capacitor, im super serious.

Becquerel · September 23, 2011, 10:12:34 PM

But your not a physicist.

I invented trees.

Jerkface · September 23, 2011, 11:12:27 PM

God says no.

I can be nice.

Gojira · September 23, 2011, 11:13:14 PM

sometimes

i'm a motherforgetin' pegasus

Kingdaro · September 23, 2011, 11:13:37 PM

you fell and died because you have no wings

i wet myself

Tom Gunn · September 23, 2011, 11:15:13 PM

You can't because you're frozen.

I'm the king of ALL THAT LIVES.

Mushroom man · September 23, 2011, 11:16:03 PM

But I don't live...

I have cheese in my richard hole.

Clone v.117 · September 23, 2011, 11:23:39 PM

Nope, cheese doen't exist.

I got prawn nipples.

otto-san · September 23, 2011, 11:24:04 PM

wrong

I can model.

FireFish · September 23, 2011, 11:29:12 PM

Maybe as an ugly person.

~~I can ride my bike with no handlebars.~~
I can juggle.

Trogtor · September 23, 2011, 11:29:50 PM

your own balls

I can do anything

Roknrollwill · September 23, 2011, 11:30:52 PM

But its something

I can materialize toasters